Tuesday, March 13, 2007

DJs need to get off of their stupid fucking goddamned high horses.

Why do DJs' egos keep swelling in Chicago? I don't get it man.

I mean, sure, playing a bunch of songs that you didn't write off of your laptop to a bar full of really unnattractive, drunk hipster dorks must be reeeeeeeaaaalllllllyyy hard work, and being able to do all that while sporting a fashionable flat-brimmed New Era baseball cap and an ironic throwback basketball jersey is a pretty admirable achievement. No wonder your heads are so big! You have tons and tons of talent!

Sike! You guys are fags!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Most DJ's are like those girls in your high school art class that would cut up differnent magazines and paste the interesting photos on a poster board.